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Discipline
A story from The Castle Records; Provided by Mathcat
Excerpts From Castle Disciplinary Records
(Names and dates removed to spare the not-so-innocent.)
- Student turned in assignment smeared to illegibility with supposed amorphous slime. Slime was actually a mixture of glue, water, and green food coloring.
- Student attempted to train a pyro raptoria to cheat on an exam. Exam proctor became suspicious when the student’s backpack started growling and levitating during the essay portion of the exam.
- Student claimed dyed glass crystals were from an arcane dragon. Student was assigned extra homework for lack of originality.
- Student used bluestone and reactor demons for placing bets. Demons successfully recruited a wisp demon to change the bets so they won everything.
- Student tried to pass off lumps of coal painted green as wyrtawij pykt eggs. Actual wyrtawij pykt was not amused. Student eventually successfully removed from top of tower with aid of ascended arcane dragon.
- Student developed explosive glitter spell and taught it to assorted pyro raptoria. Pyro raptoria amused. Passing arcanus dragon less so. Student expected to stop sneezing glitter by the end of the month.
(Names and dates removed to spare the not-so-innocent.)
- Student turned in assignment smeared to illegibility with supposed amorphous slime. Slime was actually a mixture of glue, water, and green food coloring.
- Student attempted to train a pyro raptoria to cheat on an exam. Exam proctor became suspicious when the student’s backpack started growling and levitating during the essay portion of the exam.
- Student claimed dyed glass crystals were from an arcane dragon. Student was assigned extra homework for lack of originality.
- Student used bluestone and reactor demons for placing bets. Demons successfully recruited a wisp demon to change the bets so they won everything.
- Student tried to pass off lumps of coal painted green as wyrtawij pykt eggs. Actual wyrtawij pykt was not amused. Student eventually successfully removed from top of tower with aid of ascended arcane dragon.
- Student developed explosive glitter spell and taught it to assorted pyro raptoria. Pyro raptoria amused. Passing arcanus dragon less so. Student expected to stop sneezing glitter by the end of the month.