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Posted 01-07-2021 21:45:07
Excerpts From Castle Disciplinary Records
(Names and dates removed to spare the not-so-innocent.)
- Student turned in assignment smeared to illegibility with supposed amorphous slime. Slime was actually a mixture of glue, water, and green food coloring.
- Student attempted to train a pyro raptoria to cheat on an exam. Exam proctor became suspicious when the student’s backpack started growling and levitating during the essay portion of the exam.
- Student claimed dyed glass crystals were from an arcane dragon. Student was assigned extra homework for lack of originality.
- Student used bluestone and reactor demons for placing bets. Demons successfully recruited a wisp demon to change the bets so they won everything.
- Student tried to pass off lumps of coal painted green as wyrtawij pykt eggs. Actual wyrtawij pykt was not amused. Student eventually successfully removed from top of tower with aid of ascended arcane dragon.
- Student developed explosive glitter spell and taught it to assorted pyro raptoria. Pyro raptoria amused. Passing arcanus dragon less so. Student expected to stop sneezing glitter by the end of the month.
Feral Amorphous Sightings
Recent reports have come in of feral amorphouses attacking castle residents. Unlike their domesticated counterparts, feral amorphouses are highly dangerous and can cause life-threatening injuries, including but not limited to severe acid burns. Use caution when venturing outside the castle and never go alone. Feral amorphouses are also frequently accompanied by demons, so be aware of your surroundings and keep your battle champion nearby. If given the choice to fight or flee, remember that humans can outrun feral amorphouses over short distances.
The recent feral amorphous sightings are believed to be the result of students releasing surplus amorphouses into the wild. Anyone caught doing this will be responsible for tracking down and dealing with the resulting feral amorphous. While one should always try to find a new home for an unwanted amorphous, if that is not possible, the Lost Fields are available as a last resort. While there is the risk of creating a rot, a possession, or a drac, the risk is no greater than with any other creature.
(Names and dates removed to spare the not-so-innocent.)
- Student turned in assignment smeared to illegibility with supposed amorphous slime. Slime was actually a mixture of glue, water, and green food coloring.
- Student attempted to train a pyro raptoria to cheat on an exam. Exam proctor became suspicious when the student’s backpack started growling and levitating during the essay portion of the exam.
- Student claimed dyed glass crystals were from an arcane dragon. Student was assigned extra homework for lack of originality.
- Student used bluestone and reactor demons for placing bets. Demons successfully recruited a wisp demon to change the bets so they won everything.
- Student tried to pass off lumps of coal painted green as wyrtawij pykt eggs. Actual wyrtawij pykt was not amused. Student eventually successfully removed from top of tower with aid of ascended arcane dragon.
- Student developed explosive glitter spell and taught it to assorted pyro raptoria. Pyro raptoria amused. Passing arcanus dragon less so. Student expected to stop sneezing glitter by the end of the month.
Feral Amorphous Sightings
Recent reports have come in of feral amorphouses attacking castle residents. Unlike their domesticated counterparts, feral amorphouses are highly dangerous and can cause life-threatening injuries, including but not limited to severe acid burns. Use caution when venturing outside the castle and never go alone. Feral amorphouses are also frequently accompanied by demons, so be aware of your surroundings and keep your battle champion nearby. If given the choice to fight or flee, remember that humans can outrun feral amorphouses over short distances.
The recent feral amorphous sightings are believed to be the result of students releasing surplus amorphouses into the wild. Anyone caught doing this will be responsible for tracking down and dealing with the resulting feral amorphous. While one should always try to find a new home for an unwanted amorphous, if that is not possible, the Lost Fields are available as a last resort. While there is the risk of creating a rot, a possession, or a drac, the risk is no greater than with any other creature.
This post has been edited 1 times. Last edited on 01-30-2021 22:42:20.
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